Completely off-topic, but I miss the hell out of this show...

I thought the exact same thing after reading the headline.

Your Gamestops must suck. My regular place also gets its fair share of people trying to pawn stolen goods and I've seen the clerks telling them to get lost.

That said, checking what is supposed to be a "brand new" console for porn is completely irrational and is not the parent's faults at all. And everything after that sentence? Also nonsense.

I'm not gonna take sides here as I am not in the business of judging someones parental stylings unless they are doing something that is actually bad (ie Not this. Might not be what I would do, but to each his own.), but maybe let the kids have the experience of unboxing their new console and then after they're done,…

Dude, I completely understand that you think that most of the time sarcasm is a futile effort on the internet. I know I find it hard to tell a lot of times, to my embarrassment, but this one was pretty obvious.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest.

Man, you know what, I suppose you are right. I probably wouldn't be so bothered by this if PS+ didn't spoil EVERYONE with fucking AWESOME stuff all the time.

That's one way to look at it. If seeing their attempts to win people over with a bunch of bargain-bin games as half-assed and borderline insulting makes me spoiled, then... I seriously doubt someone knows what the meaning of the word is.

Id say its more like someone giving you a dollar when the economy made the dollar worthless.

Ohh god, heh, very true! I didn't really need to see him shower at all, but I suppose it warranted SOME merit that the game at least had equal-opportunity dumb nudity <:P

This wasn't so much "sad" as much as it is startlingly relatable.

True, but it was followed by a COMPLETELY unnecessary shower scene that turns out to be a dream that is never touched on again in the game and just feels like it was there to A: Have a shower scene and B: Find a bullshit motivator to get whats-her-name to the hotel.

Well, that's one teeny-tiny step in the right direction.

Just saw the video and at least the second thing didnt happen.

God damn it David Cage.

This is honestly, one of the very few glaring problems I have with this game :/

Everyone needs to try pressing "B" or Circle in the middle of a jump. You all will love the results! Ive been doing diving headbutts all over the place!

Damn it, someone already made that "joke". Disregard it :(

David Cage is a failure of the game designer.