what a dick!

Here's a screencap of me working on my VW:

I...I couldn't help myself.

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Now, which one breaks more often?

So people in a 70mph zone (maximum speed limit in Virginia) would now have a 15mph buffer instead of 10. Meanwhile, some drivers in Texas legally drive at speeds that would get you sent to jail in Virginia.

Meanwhile in Texas...

good, I can use that extra 5 mph to get the hell out of Virginia faster

In the course of recent events, I don't know wether to support this, though getting in jail simply for speeding is ridiculous in my eyes seeing what other kinds of crimes are not awarded with it.

Driving at those speeds on a public road is, to me, the same as firing a gun into a crowd of people.

Because I am currently playing the HD remake on WiiU.

MONSTER drunk!!!!!

This isn't drunk, this is advanced drunk.

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but do you ever agree with anyone on anything?

Dear BMW,

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

Hey Torch, want to start up a black metal band called "Schoolbus Pentagram Brake Lights"?

They already exist, Patrick.

The Oral-B Pulsar wins because you can recycle it and purchase a new one for under $5 periodically which avoids the disgusting gunk buildup in the battery compartment of the other models.

The Oral-B Pulsar wins because you can recycle it and purchase a new one for under $5 periodically which avoids the…