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Alfred Bester. Super-telephath, member of fascist organization, completely convinced he was in the right and always ready to play games with his opponents.

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Yo, hamster, Imma let you finish, but Teddy has the best corn-eating video OF ALL TIME.

I really enjoyed the funeral actually.

Jason Statham as the exasperated assistant coach.

Assistant: "Manchester United: super rich. Everyone either loves them, or hates them."

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.

How about the whole last act of The Quiet Man?

High on the list of True Blood spinoffs I would watch is "Pam and Lafayette Bitch About Everyone." Just sit around and point out how stupid all the rest of the characters are. It'd be brilliant.

When you wish upon the Death Star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will explode in two

If blowing up planets is your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon The Death Star
As dreamers do