Two words: Rally Fighter.

“Let me get this straight, you’ve LOST a submarine?”

Or a bitchin’ Camaro?

Most American rally team pace notes:

Not usually one for suing people, but...

I have officially lost all faith in humanity.

EatSleepRaceRepeat

Shooting them down is destructive. I’m thinking parts.

How long until we put all this together and I can have a drone drop a package through my automatically opened panoramic roof while my car autonomously drives down the freeway? Then I could order lots of small things for my friends and watch as their car is periodically swarmed by drones.

Who doesn’t love Tiffany’s dahhhling...

That’s because they are F-35s...

No contest, those TIE Fighters handle like crap.

That scene reminded me of this awesome clip.

Holy shit! That made me laugh. And, laugh so hard. The ridiculous action on the bikes. The over-the-top product placement. The dialogue. I may have to watch this just for the terribleness.

I’d rather destroy a *comparatively mass produced 115 million dollar plane than a one off 290 million dollar satellite.

Well, they could have chosen a Morris Marina, but then the amount of flying pianos would have caused havoc with civil aviation.

I prefer this version of the Sienna ad.

If you guys want weird cautions then this is your guy.