“You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time.”

128 Month Financing signed with a Vape Pen. 

Chysler sold Lamborghini in 1994 and merged with Daimler in 1998.

Lambo was under Chrysler between 1987-1994.

or 3000GTFO

Except it doesn’t work perfectly.

I think there was a law.. you had to get the pun plates. Otherwise you didn’t get the tax credit or something...

America was once a modern, relatively secular country with an educated middle class that embraced Western culture.

Man...no one cares about you. 

A wiesmann once told me, “Don’t fall for any of this bullshit. I’m just bilking my investors.” He was a smart dude. 

P100D Turbo is my preference 

Appropriate:

Turbo as a proper noun is also a really really fast racing snail that likes tacos.

He didn’t say he didn’t want an SUV, he said he didn’t need an SUV, which is the case for 99 percent of SUV buyers.

They removed the auto-pumping triggers on most nozzles

We traveled out east this summer and I was confused as to why they took the “clips” off the pump nozzles (you know, the ones so engage you don’t have to sit there and squeeze the dumb thing for the entire duration). Turns out because IT’S ILLEGAL in like New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island, etc. It’s considered…

It’s strictly prohibited to leave a working pump unattended in the US as well, but the selfish assholes who do it to save 3 minutes will tell you it’s not a problem and it’s never caused them to have an issue....until the time that it DOES fall out and spray unattended gas all over the place or, worst case, it spills…

Protip: A standard 20 oz or 500ml drink bottle can be wedged into pumps where the little tab has been removed. The auto shutoff will still work.