Obviously Trump didn’t write that letter, too many big fancy words in it.

When Nixon’s partisans are trolling your ass on integrity.....

I can hear Comey now, “I hand Trump the election, and this is the thanks I get”.

So Kushner’s going to have ANOTHER job to do now?

I guess this confirms that they flipped Flynn and he was spilling the beans.

Who’s gonna stay up with the Donald tonight to keep the paranoia at bay and his tiny hands off Twitter? Betcha Ivanka ain’t getting to sleep.

So this is what a circle jerk looks like. Always wondered.

Hurm... Trump panic fired the Director of the GNU with no replacement. I wonder what Comey found on Trump?

So, next FBI director is Dog the Bounty Hunter, right?

We need a special prosecutor to investigate Trump’s Russia dealings. I hear Sally Yates is available.

How does James Comey rank on the list of “History’s biggest fuck ups”? I mean, not only do you screw over Clinton, you then immediately realize your mistake after you’ve made her lose and anger your current boss.

Surprise! The end of an independent FBI.

Now might be a good time for the president to Google “Archibald Cox.”

OK, let’s give Comey witness immunity and have him spill all the beans about collusion between Trump and Russia.

Can’t wait for the next exciting development in this wacky dystopian hellscape!

I’m justa gonna dream that this is the opener to a can of worms that ends with Trump impeached.

Well that’s a hell of a way for Dumpf to thank the guy that got him into the white house.

We are so fucked.

“While I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation”

He’s being replaced by Tiffany.