I always tell my mother when she comes to visit me in NYC I’m going to take her to *insert crazy name of club here* and go into a detailed list of all the weird shit we’re gonna see.

Judging by his twitter history, he smells like a brewery floor.

I’ve been trying to find it on a beer koozie for summer camping trips with my wife’s brothers, who all voted for Trump. No luck so far, guess I’ll have to have it custom made.

I’m sorry how do you not have more stars and why is this the first time I’ve seen someone come up with Dolt 45?!

CVS Cool Water and desperation.

Chewing gum and impending suicide.

My nieces go to the same school as his kids I’ll ask my brother to get. Whiff next time he sees them.

Nice.

Polo and hypertension

Press Secretary to Dolt 45 has got to be one of the worst jobs in the world. Imagine trying to explain yesterday’s crazy pants interviews. No wonder he didn’t take questions.

My guess would be gym socks and ritalin.

Drakkar Noir and cheetos.

Donald has her in his Rolodex as “Gatekeeper of the Blacks”.

I would PAY SOMEBODY MONEY to yell that at one of these things.

Right? You are half expecting someone to live “Live from New York...it’s Saturday Night!!”

I was JUST coming to the comment section to say this. lol I’m glad I’m not the only one!

Didn’t order enough potatoes.

I keep reading it as fyfe.

Same, lol.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.