As much as—Im sorry-I HATE anyone who has a spare $2500 laying around to go to a festival simply because Kendall Jenner said it was ok, if I DID blow that much money and saw those tents and got a cheese sandwich I’d be pissed.

Some mighty delicious schadenfreude this week.

Hearing about this festival and the orgy that was supposed to take place in Atlanta, a month ago... Will 2017 be the year of scams?

I am okay with this happening to young people with that much disposable income and that terrible a taste in music.

We may see this as an event in collapse, but perhaps it’s just karma trucking along perfectly fine.

This actually sounds like an excellent plan to rid the mainland of probably some of the most annoying people on it. Sure, luxury festival, we promise! Then BAM strand them on an island. Oh, revoke their passports too.

So basically, too many “idea” people got together and didn’t hire any squares who can actually organize.

I don’t know what the big deal is. These folks look like they’re having a fine time.

O, how wrong for these people. It’s just sad when the little people cannot get it together to provide us, the job-makers, an experience. Tsk.

An island owned by a narco-terrorist is somehow more desirable than a Sandals? They need to work on their branding.

I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t trust Ja Rule and the Jenner lass.

The most interesting thing about this even was the fact that is was on an island previously owned by Escobar. I loved Narcos!

Anyone dumb enough to pay that much money to attend this thing should probably not be allowed back into the US.

Amount of sympathy I have for the overly-wealthy morons who chose to attend this event: 0

Sean Spicer said Fyre Fest was the best music festival of the year. Period.

Oh my god..... No AC. That’s.... that’s so inhumane!!!

lol. Suckers.

Sucks this happened but come on...it’s a teensy bit awesome knowing so many I’ll-buy-into-status-ANY-status trust fund baby/startup douches were put out for a day or so.

If you sign up for an event in the Bahamas hosted by Ja Rule...well...caveat emptor.

With any luck they have to fly United too.