I need a desk like that.

@Richie: Hahaha love it! :P

@tylerstyle: Fair enough.

@PunkRockMachine: Math is beautiful.

@tylerstyle: Or you're in a non-calc exam.

This calls for a new meme.

@Gary_7vn: The wood would have to be extremely dense as to not compress under the enormous amounts of pressure. There'd also have to be a lot of them to distribute it.

Santa rides a flying sleigh, you think he's stupid enough to trip a wire? :P

What happens if aliens find the astronauts and hold them hostage?

One family who doesn't give a shit about the environment.

@Gary_7vn: Yeah exactly, how did these little wooden balls take all the pressure?

@Alex Accarino: Probably.

Are these going to be available in the UK anytime soon?

I prefer Safari. It's super fast, has awesome extensions and does everything I want it to do (except make my breakfast).

I sure hope it's not called the 'iPad 2'.

Haha, stroke of genius.

@Lonesharkx: Take that as a compliment? No?

@txwill14: I didn't read it.

Gotta say, I love the opening paragraph where you describe a fire sale. Reminds me of Die Hard 4.0 :)

Meh, I'm happy with TweetDeck