What a coincidence! I wore my favorite Heidi-Wood outfit to work today (Friday's are casual).

@aprilsimnel: one of the papers reported that he had been in a relationship with her and she had miscarried his baby and his religious leader had told him to go to england to escape her.

@lolowyo: the woman in question is actually originally from North Carolina....just lived in Utah and Wyoming for a number of years.

@AFever: my ex girlfriend wanted to lock me to a bedpost one weekend but I said no only because she was always losing her car keys and housekeys....so I figured she would probably lose the keys to the locks.

actually she DIDNT skip bail: she was sentenced to prison, served three months, and was released to a mental facility for mental illness and escaped from the mental institution. Then somehow got her accomplice out of jail and they escaped to Canada on fake passports disguised as deaf mute mimes. Because they wanted to…

Hey! She actually lets her dog's feet touch the ground (unlike Serena). Plus that is clearly a rescue dog. Rescue dogs are the best.

if one magazine cover reports that Aniston is getting married and another that she is planning her first baby then manwhore Mayer must be heading for the hills

Hey! Isn't it wrong to wear bright red lipstick with a bright red dress? it has a kind of clown effect (re. picture of sj)

Pablos102030, you win this week. It was certainly slim pickings this go 'round, but your comment easily takes the cake. Congrats!

Hmmm... looks like they're going exploring for a cocaine-fueled supermodel orgy.

Officer Ferguson: I'm here sir. What's the situation?

WARNING: Overexposure to this product may result in severe Sluttiness and/or Chronic Jazz Hands.

"Sony Crackle"? I'm not sure what it is, but I want to unwrap it and bite into it's chocolatey, crackly nougat center.

In the same way that a sentence containing the words "new" and "360 Dashboard" isn't complete without the word "ugly", no sentence containing the words "Metal Gear Online" and "launch" is complete without the word "failure".

@spyker3292: That "whizzing" sound was McWhertor's sarcasm flying right over your head.

@Artful Dodger: Unless, of course, it was called Tomb Raider: Temple of Mirrors.

"We want a gaming experience where [the player feels] 'the more you pay, the more add-ons you get'."

Well, I think it's safe to assume that this game won't be making the leap to 1st person view anytime soon.

"You got her ass perfect."

@TheTimeRanger: I'm not sure why, but I can't stop laughing at your comment. Well done!