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I'm not that good at reading lips, but I think Miyamoto said "Fuckin' sweet".

It's a nice idea, but their egos are too big for one game.

Sony should certainly give J.T. more face time. He's so likable. He seems like the kind of guy you could go to the bar and shoot the shit with.

@Neo_Deus: Doesn't matter, thanks Neo! :D

Shine on you, Majorablaze! :D

Oh my goodness. Thank you so much you guys! :D

Ubisoft Exec 1: Hey, great news: we finally got the clearance to release a bunch of classic games on Steam.

If they can manage to turn it into a Whodunnit, I'm in.

"I can assure you that we are not intentionally creating Wii shortages to increase buyer interest. I mean, it doesn't make any sense if you think about it. Just think about it. Think about it. Did you think about it? See, doesn't make sense.

Suddenly, I want to grab a man's nuts until he gives me an iPod.

"Yes, that's correct. I will not be doing any more Ninja Gaiden games. Ninja Gaiden 2 for the Xbox 360 will be my final ninja-simulator... what's that? Make a game for the PlayStation 3? FUCK the PlayStation 3! I'd rather expose my eyes to direct sunlight!

@squidboy007: I say if you see the guy next to you doing it, go nuts.

Lucasarts Exec 1: Hey, I got those PC software numbers you wanted.

"Kojima will be playing through the game as well. For forty minutes. On a giant movie screen."

On a side note, I find it just a teensy bit irritating that Nintendo opted to measure the Wii memory in blocks (like your PlayStation memory cards from 1996, remember?), rather than going with MB/GB.

@GiantEnemyCrab: By comparison, the downloadable games for the Wii don't require too much space, so I think you'd be all set with a 2GB or 4GB SD card. No need for a full-fledged hard drive just yet.

How well would a game like this sell for the PC? I'm not a PC gamer, so I'm not sure.

@Belabras: Shows what you know, dummy!

@Xiedo: My sentiments exactly, mate.

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