I’m a homer, but:

The terrorists have had 14 years to come up with a plan. Either the govt is lying about the threat or terrorists are extremely dumb.

I see you are new here. Things work a little different in Russia.

C’mon now - myself and every single person I’ve spoken to that has seen it thinks it a good movie. We aren’t deluded to think it’ll win any awards, but it was an entertaining two hours.

MOAR VENTS, MOAR LIGHTS, WARBLGARBL.

I think just looking at the nose induces a seizure.

That nose looks like someone had a seizure while doing origami.

Gentle care for passengers!

funny how its a problem when Clarkson offends "your" race..

No thank you, the trio or nothing

What? I assumed they put those things in cars to stop your passenger getting bored.

I've actually had people get in my car and ask me why I'm constantly moving the gear lever around. "My car doesn't have that." Sigh.

When I was 8 (ish), I won tickets to go and see The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers live in Birmingham, here in the UK. It was, and pretty much remains, the most impressive thing I've ever won. When the day finally came for me and the family to take the 100 mile trip down there, the BBC weather service warned that a…

Would you like some front end on your grille sir?

Russian lightning is slower because it was out drinking vodka all night.

Gary Numan's song " cars " is the tune that got me into Synthesizers and drum machines.*

Wow they captured is image pretty well, he has aged a bit over the years as you can see here. Crazy thing is on Sons of Anarchy he is a crooked cop

I guess Jareth is too busy with his new gig.