artemisrising
Artemis Rising
artemisrising

Tahani, it’s a magical place.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

In DC, every year is the year of the Batman.

There is only one Robin Hood movie that matters

First Thor is wandering around looking like a dirty surfer and now we have Odin the AllFather, Enemy of the Wolf, Wand-Bearer, Spearmaster, Smith of Battle, Mover of Constellations wandering around like a homeless person.* WHAT EVEN IS THIS MOVIE??

If you, my wife, and just about every straight-leaning woman I know who watch the show, are any indication, Stephen Amell could make enough money to buy a small archipelago just by making and selling a 90-minute, topless workout video.

they need to bring back shirtless salmon ladder scenes

Definitely dicks.

These two heroes will help anyone in need, all while trying to uncover the conspiracy that put their own lives in jeopardy.

Obligatory comment to any story about witches.