artemisgoldfish
ArtemisGoldfish, Unashamed PT Cruiser Owner
artemisgoldfish

This... this is horrible advice.

Lol eff that noise. Never too old to learn.

please hand in your Jalop card, that was one of the least jalop answers i read here in the last 5 years.

Wow. you must not know how to do...anything.

This is the worst advice I’ve read on the internet in at least a month.

That’s not true.

By all means I certainly wish a long and trouble-free future from your vehicle - but you cannot judge a vehicle’s long-term reliability on its first 15,000 miles.

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The best is when they think they can have less traction w/ a ruined suspension and still race/overtake/drive/do anything normal cars can do

Automatic transmission rebuild.

Free up that right hand with this Masturbator’s Convenience Package:

Definitely Spokane.

That looks suspiciously like Spokane and not Seattle.

1st Gear:

Bah. Why would a Harley need more horsepower? Has anyone bought a non XR-750 under any pretense of having a competitive amount of horsepower? I thought we were just getting out of the ridiculous horsepower wars of the superbike world... Are they starting now in the cruiser market as well? Here is a list of possible

“Y'know, I really like this Crown Victoria, but what it really needs is a big chrome vulva on the front end!"

not retro. This is like saying tires are retro.

Truthfully, I think one of the worst offenders is the New Beetle. I was 14 when the Concept One was introduced and I wanted one, bad. I was a retro-obsessed proto-hipster and I thought J Mays and crew did an amazing job stylistically. (I still think so.)

What does your liver think? Or your spleen?