Also, wearing shoes is a big problem.

She’s fixing the crisis by inhaling all of the opioids, isn’t she?

Surprisingly, the Vera Bradley leather bags are really nice - I bought a navy leather work tote a few months ago and have gotten a ton of compliments on it, with most people being shocked it was made by Vera Bradley. It’s this one, but in navy.

I use the Dove Intensive Care conditioner and it works pretty well for me - I have curly/wavy hair (somewhere between a 2B and a 3A depending on the day), and it generally tends to make my hair soft and shiny. I do run a wide-toothed comb through my hair in the shower while conditioning it though, which really seems…

Scarborough...plopped down on one knee

Yup, I love it - especially with full-fat coconut milk. Nom.

I usually end up planning the rest of my meals for the week around it, like...I have this massive bunch of parsley/cilantro, and we are going to use ALL OF IT DAMN IT. Garnishes for everyone!

Exactly! The knife smash move was a game-changer in my garlic game, and I can’t bring myself to use the pre-minced stuff. It takes like, an extra minute to my meal prep and is definitely worth the minimal work (though admittedly yes, mincing garlic is probably the most tedious of prep work).

In terms of modern, still-alive composers, I’d say he is. Most of his movie themes are ones you could hum off the top of your head: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter (the first couple, at least - but the main theme was him), Jurassic Park, Jaws, Schindler’s List, ET, Home Alone...yeah, I’d say so.

Elfman did not do the Pirates soundtrack - that was Klaus Badelt (though it was originally going to be Hans Zimmer).

He looks like Mac from It’s Always Sunny cosplaying as Billy Ray Cyrus, cosplaying as Mac.

THANKS, OBAMA.

That’s a risk I’m willing to take.

Discussing Chobani on a GM platform is like flashing the Bat symbol in the sky to HamNo...

Either they work for Juicero, or they actually bought one and are trying to justify such an insane purchase.

She’s probably just mad because now she’s (hopefully) cut off from all that sweet, sweet Kardashian-adjacent publicity.

And the clocks - by god, the giant clocks EVERYWHERE.

Nope, not a wanker - I commented on this too. It’s not unreasonable to expect someone who writes for a living to use the right form of there/their/they’re.

Delevingne’s lashes were appropriately full on they’re own

And part of his supposed motivation to murder Lloyd was because of his fear that Lloyd knew about the murders and was going to narc on him.