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Cosined.

I tried to explain to Mr. Floyd who was going to be co-hosting my beloved GBBS...

Ruby needed to go to the Martha School of Young Baker Badassery.

Howard’s voice made me so happy...he sounded like a cartoon character (in a good way!).

So I actually like them as well, and am confused why Bobby seems to have a weird vendetta against them?

So like...is there a reason we don’t like them, or nah?

And then maybe we won’t have to have it as the top post in a gossip roundup! Christ this really bothers me.

Agreed, especially given the context that Rich’s Anne Hathaway interview from earlier today brought back to light, with the level of gross intrusiveness the celebrity gossip industry entails. AH is a particularly poignant example since Rich published an “article” a few years back centering around an upskirt photo that

I have feet that are evidently carved from the Antarctic ice shelf itself, so I must sleep with socks on both for my own well being as well as that of Mr. Floyd’s...I feel so alone in this comment section :/

She had the audacity of being enthusiastic about her craft while at the same time participating in a number of high-profile projects, then - horror of horrors - being recognized for her talent and dedication.

And what Heart wants is to rock!

Ahh but those are two things, made separately, that are magical together - the warmth of the brownie with the coolness of the ice cream, the melange of textures, the taste of the ice cream seeping into the brownie...it’s downright erotic.

DQ does it the appropriate way, in that the ice cream is merely cake-shaped and subsequently frosted and decorated. I passionately hate the Baskin Robins variety of ice cream cake in which there is terrible, frozen sponge cake that feels like the ground in midwinter which is then laden with sad, flavorless concrete.

Brie Larson played a similar role in the new Kong: Skull Island movie (which was surprisingly good, btw!) - maybe not so “rough around the edges,” per se, but she played a female photojournalist hacking it through the jungle in a just post-Vietnam era. She fit the role really well.

So it wasn’t just me!! It took like, two readings to understand why there was a picture of a kitchen before understanding...

It’s so their personal chefs have ample workspace and supplies to do their thang! I mean, c’mon - they have people for that.

First they came with the chokers and I said nothing, then they came with the palazzo pants and still I said nothing...

Hildi. You can see some of her finest works upthread...the beach tent with wet sand on hardwood, the bathroom with untreated silk flowers stuck to the wall, the painted grand piano (*sob*), the barn-influenced living room with hay stapled to the walls....omg I’m getting the vapors thinking about this.

It sounds melodramatic, but I remember actually crying as an adolescent when she did that...she straight up ruined a beautiful (AND EXPENSIVE) instrument. YOU DO NOT PAINT PIANOS

Ha, I could imagine! It’s almost like it’s easier to perform when you’re numbed to anxiety...yeah, I see what you mean about performers getting hooked.