Get that girl some IV fluids, she’s downright dehydrated.

The empathy around here is staggering. /s

I’m pretty sure, given Johnny’s recent divorce proceedings, that he’s well aware of the term and how to deploy it...and in a way, using this term and attempting to invalidate his very real history of gaslighting and abuse is gaslighting unto itself.

have chosen to employ a reprehensible ‘blame the victim’ strategy in a transparent attempt to save their own skin and deflect away from their malfeasance

Re: beer spillage...when I was a kid, probably around 8, my dad used to get Chicago Wolves hockey tickets for free through work (back when they were a part of the now-nonexistent IHL, and Zenith was a company that existed and made televisions). My parents would take me weekly to games, rotating who took me each week,…

Yeah but ~*~qUEeN bEy~*~ and whatever.

I still read “Sausage” in that affected accent (“So-sahge”) and can’t stop cracking up. I will henceforth think of him as as a so-sahge every time I see him.

They’re a bunch of fucking gutless cowards who are afraid of losing favor with the ruling party.

Also during that awkward time where we stuck “undesirables” in internment camps on our own soil.

“I mean obviously what the cop did was wrong and all...but really though, can we please talk about the litter?!”

Just needs some random caps and it would be authentic Drew. That description legitimately sounds like a Funbag post.

By cutting federal funding for Planned Parenthood, which is being discussed. Millions of women use PP for their annuals and general gynecological services, so cutting their funding means they aren’t able to provide the same level of service anymore...thus fewer routine paps/HPV screens.

Oh good, I’m glad to see that Hollywood has forgiven Mel Gibson for his sins.

Nope. She’s pretty much along the same lines as TSwift - using feminism/OMGGURLPOWER to target a demographic, but when push comes to shove, she’s nowhere to be found. But, Jez has a huge hard on for Bey so her lack of appearance either goes unnoticed or undiscussed.

A droid containing this file.

Tbh this whole thing kinda reeks of the golden child/scapegoat dynamic in dysfunctional families...but since their scapegoat is a wildly successful, famous athlete and a footbaw national treasure (while their golden child is...a former Bachelorette contestant), obviously this does not compute so it must be his awful…

In a perfect world, I would have Giordano’s sauce on the Lou Malnati’s butter crust, and die a peaceful death after achieving my life’s goal...alas. But, I’m glad to hear that you have some decent pizza options available to you (and am deeply jealous of your BBQ options)!

This is very true! The only honor that we’d be dueling for is the supremacy of our regional cuisine...and while I certainly love cheese curds, I will fight someone to the death over some pizza.

It is! If anything it’s more revealing about the person I’m talking to (hurr durr I’m judging you for something you have no control over), but it’s an attitude I just can’t wrap my head around: we were having a great time and seemingly getting on just fine five minutes ago, but now you must swear a blood feud against…

I’ve had the same experience while hanging out with a bunch of Wisconsinites, while I have the audacity to be from the Chicago region. They affectionately refer to us as FIBs (Fucking Illinois Bastards) - people would be cool, conversation would turn to where we’re from, I mention it, then I’m instantly an asshole. It…