I’m from the Chicago region myself and my bestie, who grew up a few blocks away, moved to Minneapolis two years ago with her fiancé, so I’ve been up a few times since to visit. I do legitimately see the appeal and admittedly love it there, but I’d probably miss the Chi far too much to ever move (despite her best…

I’m keeping an eye out for the, “She’s had sex with other men in the past so she clearly is a Slutty McSluterson,” and the “what woman would turn down an NBA star so she’s obvs lying,” spots, myself.

I’m really disappointed in how a lot of people around here have reacted to this...like their not liking her somehow means that she must be faking or exaggerating what happened (???). There were some shitty comments on the original article last night about Kanye cutting off his show early, and even more shitty…

“Stop making me accountable for things I said on a national platform!” D: D: D D:

Apparently no one likes her because she’s really earnest and dorky in a not-cool-girl kind of way...like an adult theater nerd from high school.

Let me go ahead and be that person: individual bits of classical music are referred to as “pieces” - Symphonies are a specific format with a specific structure, as are sonatas, concertos, etc. But they’re referred to generally as pieces, never songs, lest people find out that you’re a pleb.

This version also seems appropriate:

A man with such poor impulse control that he’s provoked into having tantrums on social media by the mean ol’ media - definitely someone we should elect for the highest public office. Yup.

Schrödinger’s Obama?

It’s a giant tote with a bunch of interior pockets that’s sturdy and well-made, that I can throw in the wash after hauling all of my shit to and from work constantly. My laptop fits in it along with everything else.

Wow you guys, I’ve really learned a lot about myself tonight! Because I use a Vera Bradley tote as my work bag and have purchased their products in the past, I am apparently: a former sorority girl (nope), super into Jesus (nope), a person who dislikes sci-fi (nope), old (nope), a person who wears pearls every day…

Welp, guess I don’t exist then. But sweeping generalizations based on purse preferences are fun!

...I like these bags, and have a few :(

I feel like this was something his team conceived and he went along with it, rather than Hiddles being the mastermind behind it all...and if that was indeed the case, homeboy needs a new PR team stat because that was handled so badly. You’re very right that he ultimately took a bigger hit, because he doesn’t have a…

So they’re the retro, ironic love triangle?

Luann’s expression is the best:

Nah, I’m the same way - I’m 28 and still prefer to hand write all of my notes, even in an office environment. In undergrad I took a notebook to lectures/discussion sections, and would later type up all of my notes (along with any important book passages, etc.) to make a study guide for exams/midterms/finals. The…

I love that this was captured at precisely the right moment so that we could see Mike Myers’ complete disbelief that Kanye just said that, on live television, right next to him. Magic.

I was on vacation with my parents - one of our first and only major vacations as a family - and had just gotten back to our hotel near Cedar Point. My parents put the TV on to catch up with the news while I showered after the water park (because no internet meant relying on TV news), and I just remember my mom started…

Also, re: Sansel...he’s so hot right now.