go for a drive around the palace or scold her corgis.

A long term ex-boyfriend of mine was a Packers fan (I was so young, and so naive), and a chunk of his extended family lived in the Green Bay region. Naturally they were all devoted Pack fans and “owners” and referred to Brett Favre as “Brett,” as if the entire region was on a first-name buddy-buddy basis with the…

Honestly, I’m inclined to believe he just may be an asshole with an entitlement complex.

She tempted him from the get-go! It’s her fault he groomed her for years and tormented her mother about it!! He’s the real victim here and everyone’s sustained outrage makes him really sad, so you should all stop it now :( :( :(

Woody Allen can choke on a bag of dicks.

HA that brings me great joy...I work in Evanston and all the bougie little freshmen with their cardigan-over-the-shoulders parents are currently tottering about campus all wide-eyed, taking up the whole sidewalk while staring at the magical wonders that are Cosi and Starbucks.

Right?! I was legitimately sad when her and Chad Kroeger of Nickleback fame split, because (musically, at least) they deserved each other. Good on Hilary Duff for avoiding Aaron Carter like the plague.

I feel like it’s more like the late 90s/early 2000s, because every time I see her I think about Good Charlotte...

But like, a good bribe because charity, so it’s okay.

Mr. Socko, for so very, very many reasons. Also this being used against Vince is particularly appropriate, given his bromance with He Who Shall Not Be Named.

Oh, you’re not kidding! I swam butterfly so I had to do the first 25 of each 100 in our test sets fly to build my endurance...I don’t look back upon that too fondly, though it did make me a much tougher athlete.

I have this really fond (cough) memory of a particular practice during which my cramps were insane, and I was curled up on the deck in the fetal position just wanting to go ahead and die...my coach came over to check on me (he was a middle aged guy, and bless him for dealing with 70 high school girls simultaneously on…

“I’ve made a terrible mistake.”

Gah! For reasons unbeknownst to me, I was a huge history buff for major ship sinkings in elementary school (why yes, I was indeed a social pariah, why do you ask?) and the Titanic and Lusitania absolutely fascinated me (the Lusitania also kickstarted my WWI obsession, so it’s always held a deep place in my heart...to…

I brought the VHS to college with me, and went thusly: Tape 1 if I wanted historical fiction and/or costume porn, Tape 2 if I needed a good cry. Tape 1 was usually the winner, because omg Edwardian fashion and architecture!

Great job on the furrowed brows, everyone! It’s so artfully done - having a look of concern, confusion, perplexity, while still keeping your brows beautiful, is no small feat. My brow powder salutes you!

I feel like they’ll get desperate enough in the (near) future to use him as the token “bridge between the GOP and brown people” establishment pick, à la Rubio. because they can relate to him by virtue of...being brown.

Look what happened to Theon Greyjoy when he was taken as a ward by the Starks! Don’t be a Theon, George P.!

Ah, yes - the Woody Allen approach. Works every time!

I think the poster is trying to get at the fact that this is very likely a codependent relationship between two addicts, which lends itself to an abusive situation. Obviously yes, the primary concern is Lindsay’s physical abuse - but I think what they’re trying to get at is that getting clean is a good way to get the…