The only electable thing about him is the surgery on his face.

They never thought the lunatics could take over the asylum. They stare wide-eyed at the carnage around them, wondering how the rabid dog that is the Tea Party finally got off its leash and infected as many people as possible while ignoring the fact that they bred it and raised it, thinking they could somehow keep it…

Ha - I do have a soft spot for Love It or List It, but each episode is so formulaic now that I can predict each episode’s trajectory from memory, despite no longer having cable:

Pardon my French, but fuck open shelving. Why do you want to see all the crap in my cabinets? That’s the whole point of the doors: hiding my poorly-organized, mismatching Tupperware so that none but I can know my shame.

“Why aren’t you taking us seeeeeeeriously???”

The Streisand Effect, but Yelp-ified...

I bought one for my Kirstin doll, because fuck historical accuracy! I was going through a Little House on the Prairie phase so Kirstin was the obvious choice, but I had to have that awesome dress - swappable “stomachers” ftw!

Maybe that’s the aforementioned charity donations?

I actively lol’d at “His bark is also quite melodious” - who actually says stuff like that?!

It’s funny you mention that, because her album/tour with Tony Bennett seemed to be the point where people started turning back onto her because her voice is just so good...and that’s probably because Tony asked her what she’d rather be known for: her voice or her shenanigans.

Username checks out.

The dream I didn’t know I had...until now.

The number of letters in each word...my ex was a huge fan of using it (who was almost 30..........................sigh)

Would have preferred GEMM myself, but I guess you can’t always get what you want (like having the clearly superior Spice Girl bring dem vocals).

Ugh, true. On the flipside though, I’d probably want to move anyway because said stalker would know where I lived :/

I want to say the term Uncle Tom would describe that.

That Double Feature is some Grade-A shaaaaaaaaaaaade.

Yeah I mean...Cersei had to pay using all three kids, no one wants to pay those kinds of prices.

I think part of it is that even with knowing something horrible is going to happen (the slowly-building piano theme, the way it was shot), we still spend a lot of that first scene worrying about the future of the Tyrells: what will happen now that Loras has given up his claim to Highgarden? What will he do as a member…

“Whatever that means” is, in all likelihood, no more brown people in their country.