While I agree that Jay Z is the biggest asshole in this whole scenario, there’s something to be said for people who deliberately pursue those in relationships/marriages. Yes, the person who actually cheats is the most at fault by a large margin, but precisely 0% of his sidepieces can claim that they didn’t know he was…

Their entire relationship has more or less reeked of a business marriage, rather than one of passionate love. Maybe they were actually into each other at some point, but now it’s more about Bey’s #brand - your point about the studio-era phony affairs is spot on, and how I’ve felt about their entire marriage for quite…

That’s very true! And most people don’t actually think most men are like this...which is why it’s important for them to shut down the vile douchbags among them.

The storyline of their (fake) whirlwind romance/marriage has gotten stale, and there’s nothing ‘bloids love more than a good cheating and/or divorce scandal. So probably yes.

Jay-Z is also a known POS, and has always been...I don’t think many people would be surprised at his being a shitbag. Then again, I always felt like theirs was essentially a publicity marriage and Bey’s more pissed that he’s not playing along and thus damaging her “brand” than anything else.

Nope - at least not here on Jez. Bey can evidently do no wrong.

Yup, same. I guess I’ll have to surrender my English Literature degree, but...I was always rather “meh” on the Brontës. Wuthering Heights was fine if I was in a brooding, emo sort of mood (probably why I liked it when we read it in high school), but for as may times as I’ve tried to read Jane Eyre it’s just never…

Extra +1 for misuse of apostrophe. Really gives it an authentic feel!

Oh my gawwwwwwd Cliff! I had such a thing for him when this movie came out - he was my template for an ideal boyfriend: sarcastic, funny, awkward, sweet, hot in a geeky way...yup. Fast forward 15ish years (nope refuse to believe it’s been that long lalalalala) and Mr. Floyd and I are watching Bring it On; I describe…

I believe Star over OK/In Touch/Life & Style. Don’t ask why, because there’s no good explanation.

This was probably his passive-aggressive way of punishing Heidi for being more satisfied with her little helper than with him.

Kylie Jenner never bothered to housebroken her dogs, and refuses to clean up their shit when they inevitably squat in her home.

Yeah, that definitely was part of it. Nice of everyone to drop in and be so encouraging. /s

So I know this wasn’t the most concise piece of writing out there, but damn: y’all are just straight up mean today.

It’s to represent the shallow materialism of the wedding industry; the focus becomes the spectacle (the vase of flowers), not the people themselves (the kissing couple). It makes the viewer question what’s really important, anyway - the couple, the flowers, anything at all? Nihilism in weddings: brilliant!

Rob seems to have ceased giving a single fuck about his family’s “brand” or whatever, or how complicated he makes it. He’s pretty much just gone full ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and it’s glorious.

I mean...let he who has not also banged R-Patz cast the first stone, amirite?

Re: Cruise, I think a couple reasons:

I love that she reads those awful, shitty comments back to them - if you think her repeating them is inappropriate, then perhaps you shouldn’t have been cussing at a 9 year old on the internet?

Some teachers will do the clear shoe thing as attendance - drop your phone in the slot with your name on it to be counted as present. Your butt could be in your seat but if your phone isn’t there, neither are you. I love the shit out of that approach!