Oh thank god someone else posted this so I didn’t have to Google “my anus is bleeding” at work.

Can also confirm - Mr. Floyd uses the Jack Black beard wax and it is magnificent.

Oh I agree! His writing is what brought me to Deadspin in the first place (come for the dick jokes, stay for the hot taeks!!) - it’s genuinely good writing, and I’m happy for the success he’s been having. He also seems to have a good sense of humor about the chops-busting...

I am just so de-goddamn-lighted that this photo followed him over to Jezebel. Just when he thought he was safe!

This was in practice (I have plenty of traumatic meet-related incidents, just not those relating to flip turns), but I wore my glasses to school and forgot to bring contacts with me for swim practice later that day. Being extremely visually impaired, this manifested itself in my not realizing how close to the wall I…

Ahhh but think of all the ~*~sECreTS~*~ drunk Khloe could spill!

Probably because they didn’t think they were doing anything wrong - so what’s there to hide? Hubris, indeed.

OHMAHGAWWWWD WE’RE BACK A-GAYYYYYYN

Better question: how’s that going to affect her successful (*cough*) talk show centered around drinking with randos in front of a camera?

Thetans can’t melt steel beams, either. Fact.

Just the meet and greets.

I miss the photo tagging feature now more than ever...there is just such an obvious line where Drumpf’s intense bronzer ends and his gross lizard skin begins and I need others to commiserate with me.

You know, there really are some parallels between Kris and Cersei now that you mention it...

Renaming the Sears Tower? That’s a bolt for you.

I’m now wondering if this is where all the tabloid rumors of Scott banging Kendall (*shudder*) came from a month or two ago.

So much hip dysplasia... :(

I also linked to that article! It was so fascinating.

I strongly recommend checking this out: http://chicagoist.com/2015/09/21/cab…

Nope! Gawker Media has a comment section that does it for free...why waste the money?

That is probably the most uncomfortable-looking way to hold a smartphone that I’ve seen in a long while.