Executive Vice Chancellor and Provost Claude Steele told Sorrell that no further punishment would be pursued because “it would ruin the Dean’s career.”

“He’s gone” - because his ass got resurrected and walked away. DUH.

Less a threat, but more an insult (or at least an attempted one), upon being called a “dyke chode.” To this day I’ve yet to figure out what that’s supposed to actually mean; like, I understand both words separately but fail to see what they mean when unified.

Yeahhh going to have to disagree with you wholeheartedly on this one. I’ve been on both sides of the coin: the incredibly depressed friend who fell off the face of the planet for about six months, as well as the concerned friend of a person who did the same. It’s an awful position to be in on both sides, but do not…

Judging by my experience in college, the person who gets pushy is the alcoholic in the room. I’ve taken a few hiatuses from drinking in my life for a variety of reasons, and the only people I ever knew to get pushy about why I wouldn’t just drink the damn beer are the people with their own issues with drinking.

Agreed that it must be an iPhone thing - I have a 2014 Mazda3 Grand Touring and have had zero issues with my Android phone connectivity, and my USB port works just fine.

she totally looked like him, but with long blond hair

YES. This is his absolute best role, alongside Bill Paxton (<3)

It seems like the kind of love athletes have for really tough (read: douche-tastic) coaches...like, “They push me to my limits and make me perform better than I otherwise would (by leveraging my performance through intense fear) and they scream at me only because they want me to be better.”

That reminds me very fondly of Pink Floyd’s The Wall...

I’m more offended by that godawful performance and song that actually won an Oscar. It’s just...all wrong. All of it.

I’m so glad someone finally updated his Android software to be compatible with the Humor App - it really makes a world of difference in his OS! 5 stars, would purchase again.

Color of the year!!!

YES! It’s a L’Oreal Kids shampoo, but my god does it work miracles (link here).

Oh I do too! Chili nachos, chicken tinga nachos, steak nachos, guac nachos...and now I sound like that dude from Forrest Gump.

Well yeah, but...there were nachos! Who doesn’t love nachos?! And a good bourbon with your kids?! Right?!?!?!?!

Coming from the child of a bipoloar parent, yes - this all sounds like a manic episode that’s starting to tighten its downward spiral. ‘Ye could really benefit from a break from the public eye and social media, and give himself some time to heal and seek help. I say this with no sarcasm, as it’s really not pretty to…

People actually voted to have him back on, which is the crazy thing!

He’s just so gross. I couldn’t believe people actually voted to have him come back...gahhh so rage-inducing. I otherwise like the Loop (or at least their music library), but some of their DJs are truly awful. Lyndsey Marie is awesome, Tim Virgin...not so much.

God he is just the worst. The two guys that they had hosting the Loop morning show before him weren’t terrible, and of the other three options running for the show literally all of them were better than Man Cow. But as he caters to the lowest common denominator, so...here we are, with that shitpile, again.