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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

May I suggest 97.1 The Drive’s morning show instead, provided you’re into classic rock? The two dudes hosting it are decidedly not horrendous (though Dan has occasional moments, given that most of his career has been in sports broadcasting), and Kathy Voltmer is a delight and pretty damn progressive for morning radio.

Contrary to evident popular opinion in the comment section, I like Gaga’s makeup situation up there: it’s very Effie Trinket and suits her bone structure. It’s less heroin chic, and more Hunger Games - a look she seems to be embracing if her Super Bowl outfit was any indication.

which even Jezebel distanced itself from

Christ I miss Jolie’s posts, especially for this.

That’s a real loss, then - she’s a phenomenal vocal and piano talent.

He should use that as his new campaign slogan - it’s so catchy, and has a clear historical basis! “Ted Cruz 2016: Misguided Plan.” I love it.

But really he’s just Russell Crowe as Javert...womp womp.

In O’Malley’s case, I honestly can’t say that I ever saw him running for President - he was pretty clearly running for Vice President...

Quite honestly, regardless of how it’s supposed to be used, most of them time the act of “graying” is punitive as the poster either disagreed with the author, or pointed out some error - or because the author just plain ol’ doesn’t like that person. Being “in the black” is basically being cool and popular ‘round these

Since I’ve been gray, am currently gray, and will likely remain gray forever since I point out editorial mistakes:

/r/spacedicks is an entire subreddit devotes to fucked up peens. I would strongly advise against going there, unless for that purpose.

Like SammyDavis said, there are people all over this article saying that exact thing: “his supporters have turned me off of voting for him.” Never mind the fact that his campaign is literally the only campaign that has actively encouraged its followers to be civil, and never mind the fact that his supporters have

he vehemently denied any and all disinterest in having his ass played with during sex.

I have so many thoughts about this that I could write a whole damned essay...but instead, I think we’ve finally found Business Cat’s soulmate.

Allow me to introduce you to The Adventures of Business Cat...

Every time I see him now, all I can think of is “Lamprey Mouth.” Lindy West’s legacy truly lives on!

Counterpoint: VERY related.

Oh god, I am now doomed to have this stuck in my head for the rest of the morning.