I believe Star over OK/In Touch/Life & Style. Don’t ask why, because there’s no good explanation.

This was probably his passive-aggressive way of punishing Heidi for being more satisfied with her little helper than with him.

Kylie Jenner never bothered to housebroken her dogs, and refuses to clean up their shit when they inevitably squat in her home.

Yeah, that definitely was part of it. Nice of everyone to drop in and be so encouraging. /s

So I know this wasn’t the most concise piece of writing out there, but damn: y’all are just straight up mean today.

It’s to represent the shallow materialism of the wedding industry; the focus becomes the spectacle (the vase of flowers), not the people themselves (the kissing couple). It makes the viewer question what’s really important, anyway - the couple, the flowers, anything at all? Nihilism in weddings: brilliant!

Rob seems to have ceased giving a single fuck about his family’s “brand” or whatever, or how complicated he makes it. He’s pretty much just gone full ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and it’s glorious.

I mean...let he who has not also banged R-Patz cast the first stone, amirite?

Re: Cruise, I think a couple reasons:

I love that she reads those awful, shitty comments back to them - if you think her repeating them is inappropriate, then perhaps you shouldn’t have been cussing at a 9 year old on the internet?

Some teachers will do the clear shoe thing as attendance - drop your phone in the slot with your name on it to be counted as present. Your butt could be in your seat but if your phone isn’t there, neither are you. I love the shit out of that approach!

Oh thank god someone else posted this so I didn’t have to Google “my anus is bleeding” at work.

Can also confirm - Mr. Floyd uses the Jack Black beard wax and it is magnificent.

Oh I agree! His writing is what brought me to Deadspin in the first place (come for the dick jokes, stay for the hot taeks!!) - it’s genuinely good writing, and I’m happy for the success he’s been having. He also seems to have a good sense of humor about the chops-busting...

I am just so de-goddamn-lighted that this photo followed him over to Jezebel. Just when he thought he was safe!

This was in practice (I have plenty of traumatic meet-related incidents, just not those relating to flip turns), but I wore my glasses to school and forgot to bring contacts with me for swim practice later that day. Being extremely visually impaired, this manifested itself in my not realizing how close to the wall I…

Ahhh but think of all the ~*~sECreTS~*~ drunk Khloe could spill!

Probably because they didn’t think they were doing anything wrong - so what’s there to hide? Hubris, indeed.

OHMAHGAWWWWD WE’RE BACK A-GAYYYYYYN

Better question: how’s that going to affect her successful (*cough*) talk show centered around drinking with randos in front of a camera?