Thetans can’t melt steel beams, either. Fact.

Just the meet and greets.

I miss the photo tagging feature now more than ever...there is just such an obvious line where Drumpf’s intense bronzer ends and his gross lizard skin begins and I need others to commiserate with me.

You know, there really are some parallels between Kris and Cersei now that you mention it...

Renaming the Sears Tower? That’s a bolt for you.

I’m now wondering if this is where all the tabloid rumors of Scott banging Kendall (*shudder*) came from a month or two ago.

So much hip dysplasia... :(

I also linked to that article! It was so fascinating.

I strongly recommend checking this out: http://chicagoist.com/2015/09/21/cab…

Nope! Gawker Media has a comment section that does it for free...why waste the money?

That is probably the most uncomfortable-looking way to hold a smartphone that I’ve seen in a long while.

Executive Vice Chancellor and Provost Claude Steele told Sorrell that no further punishment would be pursued because “it would ruin the Dean’s career.”

“He’s gone” - because his ass got resurrected and walked away. DUH.

Less a threat, but more an insult (or at least an attempted one), upon being called a “dyke chode.” To this day I’ve yet to figure out what that’s supposed to actually mean; like, I understand both words separately but fail to see what they mean when unified.

Yeahhh going to have to disagree with you wholeheartedly on this one. I’ve been on both sides of the coin: the incredibly depressed friend who fell off the face of the planet for about six months, as well as the concerned friend of a person who did the same. It’s an awful position to be in on both sides, but do not…

Judging by my experience in college, the person who gets pushy is the alcoholic in the room. I’ve taken a few hiatuses from drinking in my life for a variety of reasons, and the only people I ever knew to get pushy about why I wouldn’t just drink the damn beer are the people with their own issues with drinking.

Agreed that it must be an iPhone thing - I have a 2014 Mazda3 Grand Touring and have had zero issues with my Android phone connectivity, and my USB port works just fine.

she totally looked like him, but with long blond hair

The copper colored effect was almost certainly from the cloud cover that day, not a filter...

YES. This is his absolute best role, alongside Bill Paxton (<3)