It seems like the kind of love athletes have for really tough (read: douche-tastic) coaches...like, “They push me to my limits and make me perform better than I otherwise would (by leveraging my performance through intense fear) and they scream at me only because they want me to be better.”

That reminds me very fondly of Pink Floyd’s The Wall...

I’m more offended by that godawful performance and song that actually won an Oscar. It’s just...all wrong. All of it.

I’m so glad someone finally updated his Android software to be compatible with the Humor App - it really makes a world of difference in his OS! 5 stars, would purchase again.

Color of the year!!!

YES! It’s a L’Oreal Kids shampoo, but my god does it work miracles (link here).

Oh I do too! Chili nachos, chicken tinga nachos, steak nachos, guac nachos...and now I sound like that dude from Forrest Gump.

Well yeah, but...there were nachos! Who doesn’t love nachos?! And a good bourbon with your kids?! Right?!?!?!?!

Coming from the child of a bipoloar parent, yes - this all sounds like a manic episode that’s starting to tighten its downward spiral. ‘Ye could really benefit from a break from the public eye and social media, and give himself some time to heal and seek help. I say this with no sarcasm, as it’s really not pretty to…

People actually voted to have him back on, which is the crazy thing!

He’s just so gross. I couldn’t believe people actually voted to have him come back...gahhh so rage-inducing. I otherwise like the Loop (or at least their music library), but some of their DJs are truly awful. Lyndsey Marie is awesome, Tim Virgin...not so much.

God he is just the worst. The two guys that they had hosting the Loop morning show before him weren’t terrible, and of the other three options running for the show literally all of them were better than Man Cow. But as he caters to the lowest common denominator, so...here we are, with that shitpile, again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

May I suggest 97.1 The Drive’s morning show instead, provided you’re into classic rock? The two dudes hosting it are decidedly not horrendous (though Dan has occasional moments, given that most of his career has been in sports broadcasting), and Kathy Voltmer is a delight and pretty damn progressive for morning radio.…

Contrary to evident popular opinion in the comment section, I like Gaga’s makeup situation up there: it’s very Effie Trinket and suits her bone structure. It’s less heroin chic, and more Hunger Games - a look she seems to be embracing if her Super Bowl outfit was any indication.

which even Jezebel distanced itself from

Christ I miss Jolie’s posts, especially for this.

That’s a real loss, then - she’s a phenomenal vocal and piano talent.

He should use that as his new campaign slogan - it’s so catchy, and has a clear historical basis! “Ted Cruz 2016: Misguided Plan.” I love it.