But really he’s just Russell Crowe as Javert...womp womp.

Regarding the wildfire disaster at Summerhall, there are a number of really excellent fan theories regarding what really happened there - whether it was a political assassination, for example, brought upon by the ire of the lords who felt Aegon was betraying them. I found it somewhere on the ASoIF subreddit, and it…

In O’Malley’s case, I honestly can’t say that I ever saw him running for President - he was pretty clearly running for Vice President...

Quite honestly, regardless of how it’s supposed to be used, most of them time the act of “graying” is punitive as the poster either disagreed with the author, or pointed out some error - or because the author just plain ol’ doesn’t like that person. Being “in the black” is basically being cool and popular ‘round these…

Since I’ve been gray, am currently gray, and will likely remain gray forever since I point out editorial mistakes:

/r/spacedicks is an entire subreddit devotes to fucked up peens. I would strongly advise against going there, unless for that purpose.

Like SammyDavis said, there are people all over this article saying that exact thing: “his supporters have turned me off of voting for him.” Never mind the fact that his campaign is literally the only campaign that has actively encouraged its followers to be civil, and never mind the fact that his supporters have…

he vehemently denied any and all disinterest in having his ass played with during sex.

I have so many thoughts about this that I could write a whole damned essay...but instead, I think we’ve finally found Business Cat’s soulmate.

Allow me to introduce you to The Adventures of Business Cat...

Every time I see him now, all I can think of is “Lamprey Mouth.” Lindy West’s legacy truly lives on!

Counterpoint: VERY related.

Oh god, I am now doomed to have this stuck in my head for the rest of the morning.

I didn’t know I wanted it until this moment, but now it must happen.

It’s like going to see a Broadway musical and telling someone, “You know that’s scripted, right? Like they’re not really doing that live, right?” (and I live in the arts before someone shits a brick) Of course the fans know that, but they’re not necessarily there to see the outcome - they’re there to see how they do…

I grew up in a Midwestern suburb...and you couldn’t pay me to live in or near Green Bay: it’s a frozen tundra of fat bigots, shitty beer, and sub-par schooling. Truly, it is the best place in the league to raise a family [that will soon grow to resent you and flee given half a chance].

So...are you BonMorte’s new burner, or YMD adopting a dumbed-down affect returning from the grave to troll after letting the ruckus die down? It’s so hard to keep up with y’all.

The huorns aren’t necessarily ‘evil’ per se - none of the tree folk abide by what’s considered good or evil by humans/elves/dwarves, as they don’t consider themselves to be a part of the world of men. As compared to the Ents, though, the huorns lived in the deepest, darkest parts of the forest and tended not to…

Ahh, I remember the halcyon days when Gawker Media had a guy who wrote weather analysis...and rather than move him to a different umbrella they fired him, and in an effort to save money and capitalize on the popularity of his subblog, have other people with no meteorology experience write about it instead...

My thought is: if she’s so disgusted by the lack of diversity, surely she would have boycotted the Oscars last year as well? But then I remembered that her husband wasn’t nominated for anything last year, and my cynical heart grew three sizes...