Mmm, Tito’s...so smooth and dangerous and delightful and affordable...

Oh lawd, now that song’s going to be stuck in my head on my drive home...I foresee an epic karaoke session in my near future.

Ha, thanks! Editing was what I wanted to go into after graduating college (with an English degree, natch) but quickly realized that a.) I like being paid, and b.) I know literally no one in the industry who could facilitate letter a.

Not to be that person, but correction for the title:

“Who’d you bring home tonight,” he screams as the other ball pops out.

Same!

Just plain ol’ Carmex does it for me. I prefer it in the tube as opposed to the little pot, but it’s always done the trick for when my lips get super chapped in subzero winter.

Original Carmex (though I get it in the squeeze tube and not the tub anymore, just due to my messiness) is my shit. It works so well - and if my lips are in dire straits due to the frigid cold, a coating of Vaseline and then Carmex does the trick. It’s also 99 cents a tube.

Oh, and upon further reflection I am also a compulsive zit and ingrown hair picker too. I am physically unable to just leave it alone - it has to be resolved, even though I know that it will look worse, and leave me more susceptible to further ingrown hairs. Doesn’t matter, can’t leave it.

Ohhh yes same, though I usually pick more often than bite. I was midway through absentmindedly picking at them when I opened this article...and continued to do so all the way through it, but consciously :/

Same, but I pick obsessively at my cuticles/nail beds. I was actually in the middle of a pretty solid session right when I clicked on this article (slow day at work)...which made me really self-conscious about it, as I continued doing so anyway. Ahhh maybe one day I’ll cut this shit out, as soon as I have no boredom,…

It’s hard to tell whether he’s doing to intentionally sabotage his campaign (I know, that’s giving him a lot of credit in the savvy department), or if he’s normally this much of a sad sack and we’re only getting to this layer due to prolonged exposure.

“I prefer to roundly ignore reality and construct my own masturbatory fantasy world” is the foundation upon which the Republican candidates have constructed their platforms, so somehow her profound lack of accountability or ability to accept facts doesn’t surprise me.

Milano: What about it upsets you?

That makes me feel much better! As soon as I googled him and saw a pic I knew who he was, but dude does not subsist on name recognition alone (at least for me!!)

Oh god we could only hope...that would be a hot, beautiful mess.

My face upon receiving your pass...

Hoping it’s more along these lines...

This is most true! I’m a bit of a Bowie stan so if we’re being real, this was just a good excuse to post a big ass picture of David Bowie ;)

I actually have zero qualms about the guy - he seems truly delightful in interviews! I just seized upon an opportunity to be a smartass in regards to a celebrity gossip piece directed towards a slightly lesser-known actor...........please don’t kill me >_>