Milano: What about it upsets you?

That makes me feel much better! As soon as I googled him and saw a pic I knew who he was, but dude does not subsist on name recognition alone (at least for me!!)

Oh god we could only hope...that would be a hot, beautiful mess.

My face upon receiving your pass...

Hoping it’s more along these lines...

This is most true! I’m a bit of a Bowie stan so if we’re being real, this was just a good excuse to post a big ass picture of David Bowie ;)

I actually have zero qualms about the guy - he seems truly delightful in interviews! I just seized upon an opportunity to be a smartass in regards to a celebrity gossip piece directed towards a slightly lesser-known actor...........please don’t kill me >_>

You know what else is completely bonkers, Bobby? This ridiculous-ass ‘shop job. What is even happening.

Fame has “gone to John Boyega’s head.”

What?? This is OBVIOUSLY David Bowie, geeeeeeze.

We can only hope.

All the stars for 10 Things I Hate About You!

And I subsequently read that as “butt HURTbeats”...which I oddly love, so there’s that?

Womp womp... (signed, a lifelong Chicago-area resident and reluctant Bears fan)

Yuuuuuuuuup good, good.

Agreed! I’ve already been down the malignant melanoma path, and the surgery it required to remove “just” a Stage I.ii required 40 stitches in my thigh. I was 21.

Ha! I’ve seen it before with various titles, but this one was probably the most absurd...like they unwisely let someone at Gawker Media edit the titles to their ads.

Semi-related - this is in my ads at the bottom. I feel like it must be a parody somehow...there’s no way that this is real life:

Gasp! I didn’t even notice the omission...scandal!