He reminds me of a business consultant with that level of punchability, but maybe it’s work talking...

• Wear velvet, or go to hell, vet!

Audibly guffawed at the description “inbred potato.” It’s strikingly apt!

Happy birthday to me...?? Haha.

Oh. Em. GEE Totally Hair Barbie! She was my first Barbie and as such, I was particularly attached to her and her absurd outfit.

I know it’s ineloquent and there are far better words to explain this whole scenario, but: FUCK YOU.

“...worried that the presence of women in their small teams could create complications in their home life, sexual harassment or affairs.”

He reminds me of Tim Gunn with that smize...I can’t decide if that puts me more firmly in the no or yes category, though :/

Ugh, that’s awful - I’m sorry to hear that :( it certainly teaches you a hard lesson on how shitty people can be, even if that person is your own parent.

Yup, exactly - as far as I’ve heard, he’s treated her like shit most of her life and their estrangement is entirely centered on that. I truly hate the attitude that something is owed to the parent by the child, regardless of how awful they’ve been treated, simply by virtue of the parent...existing. Respect is earned,…

“...Today’s Spice Girls generation uses glitter on eyelids and colored mascara in hair, and paints fingernails shiny green or blue.”

I betcha we could go ask Dennis Merser-

Ahh! Mr. Floyd just had that on tap Friday, and was over the moon about it. It’s so tasty!

This gif is the greatest gif.

SAME. I too do awkward things with my hair when I’m uncomfortable in social situations...though usually nobody is photographing me at the same time (mercifully).

My nemesis is Stephen Sondheim! No, not the New Jersey dentist that fulfilled my dream of cedar teeth, the composer who killed my fourth crocodile!

Ha! I’ll forward the message on - I think he’d enjoy that. Because really, is there a more apt description for Mitch McConnell? He truly is a turtle-faced motherfucker.

Semi-related: every time Mr. Floyd sees Mitch McConnell’s face, he gets really irate and refers to him as, “That turtle-faced motherfucker.” I do love him so.