I feel like the same can be said for much of our political process.

Word on the street (whatever street that is) is that particular weirdness is due to an opiate addiction - the half-closed eyes, the sloooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww talking, the general weirdness. Makes sense when you think about it...

Probably the same people in the 80’s who spent all of their time meticulously playing records backwards to find hidden Satanic messages.

While we’ve heard isolated vocals before and been roundly unimpressed (looking at you, Taylor) (Beyonce wasn’t out there killing it either)

As a musician I never date musicians as a rule (except drummers, since they don’t count...awwwwww snap), since we are generally so insufferable. I need someone to calm me the hell down, not feed my neuroticism!

That’s what the bride did in the wedding I stood up in last year - picked a color at David’s Bridal and informed us of a shoe color, and let us pick the style that suited us best. My dress was cute, as flattering as it could be at that point in my life, and had huge, concealed pockets (no purse needed!) - that was…

Can confirm - I don’t 100% love the aesthetics of it, but I otherwise love the shit out of my 2014 3.

I suspect that the brides who “request” this of their bridesmaids are more concerned about their “vision” and less about “their friends’ comfort” or something that petty.

Mr. Floyd uses Axe anti-antiperspirant but nice non-Axe body wash and adult-person cologne, and in that iteration is pretty pleasant and in no way reminiscent of early high school. I can dig it.

Same - Belvedere martinis are a go-to for me, and I’m surprised it didn’t make the list as well.

Belvedere is my jam, hands down. I strongly prefer it to Goose by a longshot.

Team your username and photo. Forever in our hearts! </3

Ahh...I was wondering what time it was. Thanks, Bobby!

December 18 - it was apparently a magical day to be born (or more like St. Patty’s Day is a magical day to bone)! The bitterness comes from simply being significantly less cool than pretty much that whole list of people, as I love the hell out of Stone Cold! (Also “Up In Here” has gotten me pumped since forever)

LOL - I share a birthday with Steven Spielberg, Christina Aguilera, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and...DMX. I feel your pain!

David Bowie could fix anything. That man is a treasure.

Yup, same!

Oh my god Harry Potter the character all the way - is that even a question?! He’ll bring the snark and realness, and I’m down for some of that Lily Evans-eyed, James Potter-looking Chosen One all. damn. DAY.

Gah, I’m so pissed about Dennis! He’s one of the best writers across these sites - including both his ability to convey technical, science-based content in an approachable way, and his delightful dry humor. Oh, and his shit-stirring with the chemtrail truthers...aaaaand now I’m pissed again.

Zayn...due in part to both his no longer actually being in the band, and because he has the prettiest, saddest eyes.