artemisfloydridesagain
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artemisfloydridesagain

NO those are literally 3 of my favorite subblogs on here (being Millihelen, Kitchenette, and The Vane). WTF!

DAT EYELINER DOE

Yeah, no. Given the fact that he is and has long been a reckless drug addict and a gargantuan asshole, I sincerely can’t bring myself to believe that he’s been nothing but diligent in his sexual dealings, always ensuring to inform his partners and wear protection. If he had sex while high and/or drunk (which is

Mr. Floyd is the same! No overnight crockpot meals, and no leaving the crockpot to cook while we’re at work (even when put on a timer). Sigh...

The left side looks like Emma Watson’s goth older sister!

Yeahhhh...some people can’t do high-impact exercises, and instead have to source their cardio and strength-training elsewhere. Like a barre class, for example.

Sure they do! Let’s take two completely unrelated pieces of clothing on actresses of different generations, and pick the older one because really, she’s the one who wears life better - you know? (I don’t)

Ahhh...the music teacher in me dies, but the nail-grower in me understands completely. Violin + nails that grow quickly = always keeping a file and clippers in my case when I realize how long they’ve gotten - which now serves the dual purpose of also busting it out for students who “forgot” to fix their nails before

Same! Lifelong violinist here. No long nails ever, at least on the left hand...which looks really awkward, so that really just means no long nails ever. I’ve found that slapping some Jamberry fake nail decals on before a formal event mitigates how short they are, and I go about my life otherwise with short, ugly nails

How much do you love America?

Yeah, but then how would anyone else KNOW we’re righteously supporting the troops? Jeeze, it’s like you missed the memo on what “support” actually means!

Yup, agreed. I suppose I’m fortunate enough to have met Mr. Floyd in a more “traditional” format (we met at work) and have never had to mess with Tinder or anything of the sort - but one of the things he likes about me is the fact that I have varied interests. I cannot fathom a guy telling you that you’re just too

I remember that! It’s either that meteorologists are indeed huge prudes, or it was a conspiracy from the weather weenie cabal attempting to shut you down - what with your facts and data and book learning and such, you were clearly a threat to them.

Mr. Floyd’s favorite random fact is that kangaroos have three vaginas...this delights me greatly.

This is both extremely topical as well as highly appropriate to the situation at hand. Well done!

Yup, same! And planks help build the whole core, which also helps improve the back muscles...which in turn takes stress off my sad, ruptured disc. Winning!

He does also play the drums, so at least the guy has some inherent rhythm...that would hurt my brain so badly. He did what all musicians would love to do, which is to turn and yell at the audience to stfu (which is distressingly frowned upon in classical music...sigh).

Offseason additions Patrick Sharp, Johnny Oduya, and especially goalie Antti Niemi...

Which is particularly mind-boggling, considering its proximity to Skokie and the Holocaust museum...

That’s demanding a whole lot from the average audience member...