You know...far be it from me to sympathize with Bieber (normally), but holy crap is it annoying when the audience claps off-beat. Had that happen a number of times while performing, and it is the. worst. Throws the whole ensemble off because in their enthusiasm to be part of the show, they clap so loudly that we can…

Mr. Floyd has a Kane jersey as well - he feels super conflicted about wearing it in light of all of this, but his dad bough it for him at a game. We’re going to the Oilers game and will both be wearing our jerseys (his thought being he would stop wearing it if Kane is indicted)...being a sports fan of any sort sucks,…

I know! I miss him on the ice - you could really feel his absence on D during that Wild game on Friday. Even with last night’s Kings ass whupping, I still feel the sting from that one...

Toews is still not awful, right? And Keith? (Please tell me he isn’t awful, I just got a Keith jersey...)

Soup goes in, no soup goes out...you can’t explain that!

HA there is certainly a threshold of drunkenness over which it doesn’t go very well...and I haven’t tried hot yoga drunk as I don’t think that would end well (I do enjoy it sober, though). But up until that point, it’s super fun!

Your Jeff Goldblum gifs complete me...

I used to love having a glass or two of wine then going for a swim...which upon typing that out sounds super dangerous...but I was a competitive swimmer for a good chunk of time so my autopilot is pretty good.

Grade: D- (Xenu starts feuding with you.)

It’s so off-putting, because there’s no logical reasoning behind it! Broad daylight, on a main road with other cars...I just knew I would feel much better as soon as I got back on 355 and out of the fields.

Wut.

That’s right - and would probably explain quite a lot about the area in general. I grew up in the western ‘burbs, but every time I’ve been in Joliet it’s had a weird vibe to it overall. It’s not necessarily a bad vibe, but it’s always felt...different. I always figured I was just in a weird mood each time I was there…

Joliet has some weird creepiness to it in general (I visited the old prison there and the vibes were...uncomfortable, to say the least) - but somehow the location in your story doesn’t surprise me. I’ve had to drive around in the area you described a number of times for work (for some reason a ton of their municipal…

Oh yes, absolutely - the 80s hair band hair is essential. I also wouldn’t say no to the greased up chest, either. Who knew the Attitude Era had so much going for it...?

Everything (or conversely, nothing *wink wink knowi’msayinnnn*) looks good on old school Chris Jericho.

Right?! Scott very much looks like a man who does drugs for breakfast in that photo.

Nope, that’s exactly why I appreciate them so much! He isn’t worthy of special consideration...and yet, here we are - angry about the special consideration that he’s receiving. Boo.

You are just killing it with these Oscar Pistorius leg puns...

Yeah, exactly. I know it’s all hip and cool to hate on them for what they represent in our media/society, but they are actual people. Khloe is actually suffering. Hating on her because you hate what her family stands for when her ex (ish)-husband is comatose and likely dying in front of her is a dick move, no doubt.