Story time: I went to University of Illinois, so a state over, which also has a very active Greek scene, much like IU...the ATO house there had an absolutely atrocious reputation around campus, as well. My ex was in the fraternity next door (ah, college...), so we witnessed enough awful shit to add credence to the…

I was at at an all-religions retreat of sorts, hosted at a Christian camp in Michigan, to “foster understanding between multiple faiths”...I was there (not entirely by choice) with my then-boyfriend’s family, whose step father was Buddhist and the reason we were there at this so-called “Family FunFerence.”

You are significantly more social while high in public than I could ever dream to be, and I salute you (also, that is hilarious)! I usually try to avoid eye contact with everyone and have to actively remind myself to stop mumbling...

And what is the first thing I do upon reading this article? See if I can do it...smh.

That is a depressingly low standard.

Maybe my best friend and I are just super chill or something, but when my boyfriend and I went to visit her last her after a major move, she was like “Yo that air mattress in the guest bedroom is super weird to bang on, so just use the floor but either way have fun ;) ;)” because she assumed that we would probably…

Maybe I’ve been reading too many Game of Thrones articles, but I totally read that as “Done and Dorne” and thought you were making some kind of clever GoT reference. Damn, and it’s only about free jewelry for me to pilfer instead...

Along with both of the aforementioned, I also hate the word “panties.” I made the mistake of informing one of my college friends of this fact, so he used to follow me around whispering, “Moist, ointment-dipped panties.” That fuck.

Ha, thanks! I suspect I do too (though it seems the 500 Days of Kristen has become a strangely insular community of ironics and masochists, so there’s that?).

Want some relationship insights from Kristin Cavallari? No? Well, here they are anyway.

Adore was always an excellent album when I was feeling particularly mopey, like a band who replaced their drummer currently in rehab for a gnarly heroin addiction with an electronic drum machine...

But no Mellon Collie?!

Today is...today iiiis...today is...the greaaaaatest....DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHH

Per your last point, I read a hilarious comment in the io9 summary yesterday that purports that Gendry is just like, rowing around the seas of Westeros forever...and if you look reaaaaaally hard you’ll see his tiny little rowboat in the background of every scene involving ships on water (if only).

The Dove Advanced Care is fantastic - I have the pomegranite-lemongrass one since that’s my body wash scent, and it works so well on the red bumps.

The Dove Advanced Care is fantastic - I have the pomegranite-lemongrass one since that’s my body wash scent, and it…

Kevin is a fantastic cat name.

As much as I’d love to agree, I think I’d have to contradict you and say that we were pretty good at uprisings. I feel as though we’ve become lazy and complacent as a population in the past couple generations; we’ve gotten too used to having it (comparatively) good without actually having to do anything to achieve it…

Came to the comments to recommend this one too!

Naturally! Thank you for appreciating my extreme pedantry...“from whence” is redundant, and we can’t be having that ‘round these parts!