"They'll have a tuna fish sandwhich" "People will want Kit Kat bars" Am I the only one cracking up over here?! This guy is (unintentionally) hilarious!

"They have been my companion these thirty years."

President Obama is speaking for Planned Parenthood.
Planned Parenthood has performed 333,000 abortions in a single year.
If you cut the number 333,000 in half at the comma, then you get 333.
333 is half of 666.

COINCIDENCE!?

Also, something about wanton harlots.