If i were Melania, I would make it my mission in life to fuck every last secret service agent just so Cheeto Mussolini would never not be surrounded by younger, better-looking men who had fucked his wife.

I think they mean he didn’t expect to win. He made a huge bet and it somehow paid off.

He always looks so miserable. :(

I hate when people say trump didn’t want to win. Pretty sure he worked pretty hard on a deal with Putin to make sure he did.

She just realized he was smiling at Ivanka, who was standing behind her.

Agreed. Maybe he’ll pull a Chelsea, Ron Reagan Jr, Malia, Amy, the Bush girls! All I want for him is to get away from his horrible family. Poor kid.

Considering like half of his Wikipedia page is about his charity work, he does legit seem to be the decent one amongst them. Amber Riley hasn’t made many headlines either, which at this point is only a good thing.

I mean...

I sincerely hope that Barron grows up to be the Ronan Farrow of his generation.

Good. I’m glad she’s miserable.

we didn’t want this either, melania...

he and the kid get out of there

The gay dude, Chris Colfer?

Is there anyone in that cast that ISN’T fucked up at this point?

In front of their child no less.

domestic violence towards men is normally considered humorous

Seriously, between her “bad” day and his “minor” injuries this is just an odd writeup. Unless there’s something else going on here that’s not being mentioned, this is way too glib. 

It seems odd to me that the Big Sean bit is such an emphasis as well. This is pretty serious, not the subject matter of a Twitter feud between exes.

Isn’t is Dorsey who had the bad day? You know, being assaulted and all? Am I missing crucial info here or is this all a weird tone for a article on domestic violence?

In front of the child? And it’s happened often enough that his instinct is to record it? Yeesh. I hope she gets some help and that he and the kid get out of there.