“making forts under covers”

“your necklace hanging from my neck, the night we couldn’t quite forget”

‘Look what you made me do’, indeed.

So you can rhyme it with “he still lives with his mother.”

I mean they certainly look related.

yeah, i really don’t see that happening. taylor will never ever ever forgive harry for the most humiliating moment of her life:

Realer than it should be.

like never.

Hottest of all takes: Taylor’s album would be 10x better if it were about Snowpiercer instead of Joe Alwyn.

“I’m laughing with my lover, making forts under covers.”

why would you call your “boyfriend” your lover? you wouldn’t, unless you’re trying to make it sound ~sexier~ than it actually is.

“I want to wear his initial on a chain round my neck, chain round my neck / Not because he owns me, but ‘cause he really knows me”

yep. why would you compare your lover to your brother? trick question: you wouldn’t.

Indeed.

Relevant lyric: “Trust him like a brother.”

I believe the correct AV Club version of this joke is “Spike Lee angrily tweets John Grisham’s home address.”

I’m just gonna point out that there is a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT creepy looking guy on youtube by that name so check yourself before you go throwing stones. I mention this because it’s the first thing that pops up when you google the guy.