Perfect faux-Ono tweet is perfect.

That’s me too! I’ve been to cool places, but I’m never in the photos because I already know what I look like.

I think she’s the human embodiment of a selfie stick.

Oh Lena, that’s a bad thing, dear.

You Can’t Do That on Television!! When do we want it?? I don’t know *slime

An ur-douche, if you will.

I still don’t understand the nanny’s endgame here. I mean, I get that she’s raking it in right now, but this story will die and no one will hire her. I also can’t believe the money for all these leaks is that good that she could live off of it. I guess I’m saying I would have played the long game.

Fair is fair, new Auntie Cady....

See, I just want him to be that awesome uncle I see at Thanksgiving who regales us with stories about how the earth was formed and uses the dressing as an example!

Jonathan Rhys-Myers has terminal crazy eye and it freaks me out.

Oh. Oh no. no no no no no.

It’s like Zeke on Bob’s Burgers explained: “You can keep the money, or you can keep your nurple, but you can’t keep both.”

This could be true. My grandma was a Budweiser lady and she died in her 60s. I’m not saying it was the Budweiser...but if only we could have gotten her to switch to Miller!

So excited about this Ian McShane news (because I am a nerd!)

hehehehe! Oh, I love the Shaftoes! I got so excited when I was going through a book of Joshua Reynolds portraits and came across a real life Shaftoe! When they announced the Isaac Newton movie over on Io9, I was secretly hoping they were just going to steal the subplot from the Baroque cycle.

God...moving through Europe lugging around the Baroque books. What were we thinking???

I don’t know, I’ve traveled with loads of books and museum catalogs and I’ve never been stopped or asked to remove the books at all...so this seems excessive.

Oh...can’t we just get beyond thunderdome? (I’ll see myself out...)

Oh that’s where Burt went? sigh...

Good luck! I know that feel!