I almost choked on a popcorn kernal laughing at that! If I die, I’m haunting you, Randilyn!!

Perfect reponse is perfect.

That is amazing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

OOOO! Thanks for the tip!

And I third this request. Doesn’t this mean we have to vote on it now?

But all the hipsters are using it! They type on typewriters, ride those weird big-wheeled bicycles, and use diaphragms!

Your John Oliver is super safe...fear not!

Bless you!

Could you work your magic on a certain British actor who resembles an otter?

That’s so beautiful...you’re painting a word picture!

I heard is hair is made out of cotton candy and bronzer.

Also, the Star-Spangled Banner is about the war of 1812, not the Revolutionary War...poor dumb bigot.

Perfect gifs are perfect.

Of course this happened in ManchVegas...

Yes! One of my friends is a theology professor and some of her colleagues at AME churches have been getting threats as well. This needs to be a bigger story.

I’m in academia too, so I get it, but I’m not saving lives or working on the next scientific breakthrough.

The lower the stakes, the higher the drama...

I mean...my family is from the south, but jesus!

There...um...doesn’t seem to be a lot of genetic diversity in that group...

Oh thank jeebus you’re back!