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Surely The Following got a few F's, no?

Also, I highly doubt that she knows *all* the laws of physics and biology. I mean, even ignoring the fact that we're still learning what they actually are, if you even know all of *known* physics and biology, you're not going to teach high school science in middle America.

The town of Chester's Mill is, in retrospect, extremely lucky. When the Dome came down, they had the one high school science teacher in the world who knew the entirety of Science.

1) Good point! I can just imagine the Dome: "Oh, alright then, it's a dea—hey, wait, where are you going?"

I feel like an F needs to be reserved for a sort of transcendent brand of terrible. This has just been mostly mundane.

And best of all… it's a Joe Carroll cult.

As a theoretical physicist, I upvoted this for the quantum physics thing. Why is it that if Julia and Science Teacher can agree on one thing, it has to be getting quantum mechanics wrong with conviction? They even finished each other's sentence!

My favorite part was Skater Kid saying that the dome was contracting so fast it crushed some guy in his car, followed a few minutes later by the dome clearly having contracted about ten feet.

Actually, he just said a "herpe." Singular.

Junior has a type, and it's girls who his uncle murdered.

I *knew* The Simpsons is an extended Nietzschean allegory!

*From the POV of *zombie* Gyles Rosby.

Maybe "set?"

What's weird is that he'll create new characters named after the internet forum posters who got it right, just to kill them off.

DAAAAAAAAAAAANGER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

HIIIIIGHWAYYYY TOOOO THEEE

An African dragon or a European dragon?

Thanks for commenting what I was going to comment before I could comment it, asshole.

I'm getting a much better review of the episodes from the comments section. Which is not unexpected given the standard of the comments sections here - but I'm used to a high standard for the reviews too.

Pretty sure this is the first review I've read on AV Club which contained more recap than review.