Why do people get aggressive and punchy when drunk? I just get giggly and stupid. Worst case scenario is telling a flight attendant a really bad joke and laughing for an hour. 

So has the FAA done market research to verify that RAM trucks are most likely to appeal to plane-traveling a-holes?

No fly list, no train list, no bus list. You can walk your angry ass to your vacation destinations from now on.

Windmills cause cancer.

Yeah I lay mine down in the bed, I wouldn't want to have it over the gate.

I don’t do bike over the tailgate in my normal truck and prefer not to, granted I don’t drive super far to go ride and don’t bring any extra gear with me so it is a nice option to have. 

Ok, but when are they going to fix how CAFE is calculated, where bigger cars are allowed worse mileage?

This is kind of opposite, but we used to call guys at the office that would never work over time, “Packards”.  They worked a straight 8 and were done.

Luckily it’s still a Wrangler, and anyone worried about the residuals can jump in on a lease. 

This is a thing? In our household, the wife:

Couldn’t agree more.

My wife and I can both drive stick. She’s probably better at it than I am.

If you suddenly can’t eat in your car because you have a stick, you’re not very good at driving stick. 

If you can’t down a big gulp and hot dog whilst handling a stick shift, you shouldn’t be driving.

But it’s not a real crossover, it’s an oddly compromised hatchback so it’s good. 

CPO Accord Sport would be a better fit for those car seats. Plus, Si is manual only...did you skip over the part that said it must be an automatic?

Erik says a GTI isn’t the most fun version of the car and goes on to recommend a WRX with the CVT. Sorry but how the hell is a quick-shifting DSG that makes fart noises on full-throttle shifts less fun than a CVT? I took one of those WRXes on trade and drove it home out of curiosity, the programming on them is really…

No gripes, no compliments, just perfectly adequate.

Please give us a poll to vote on writer submissions. And a time machine so I could go back to 2012 and vote for the WRX.

The secret sauce to the crosstrek is a trifecta of affordability, versatility and capability.