He lowers his head to lead with the helmet. The most damning part for me is he pulls his hands back behind him before delivering the blow. One normally uses hands to execute a tackle. Classic, textbook spearing.

It is this shit that will kill the league. Ain’t gonna be much fun watching a league where the stars play…

Billy I think you’ve done it. You’ve finally written your worst piece on deadspin. You should be proud

The USL has been building soccer at the grassroots level in this country for around 30 years now. And not just in big cities, either.

It’s roughly 35 million times more useful to soccer and soccer fans in this country than, say, Billy Haisley is.

Guaranteed to happen: Bears fans will notice Cutler is putting up better numbers than Chubinsky/Glennon and wonder aloud why he never played that well for the Bears.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

I get the joke but if anyone seriously considers Horry a HOFer...you must like 6'10 scrubs who average less than ten points a game for his career. He is the apex of the dumbass argument about rings somehow equaling career accomplishment. It’s like the Terrell Davis argument : because he (like Horry) did have good post…

In terms of overall talent Lebron might have it over Kobe. But if it’s game 7 of the finals and I’m down 10 at halftime I would take Kobe over Lebron to pull out the victory and that matters more. Lebron has no clutch gene and no killer instinct. It’s why he is constantly talked about as being soft. And why he only…

Hey, Mexico lost to Jamaica in SoCal (which is to say, “at home”), so it could be a whole lot worse.

I was wondering how many albums Nickleback has. Because how is the top ten not just Nickleback albums. Well except Creed. That’s my worst of all time.

THIS LIST IS FULL OF SHIT AND YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE

this could have just been a space or fire code issue type thing. 100 people on one desk is not reasonable

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

I can’t keep quiet about this anymore.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Look, they didn’t make those sacrifices for a nation that would a sell appliances at full retail today.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

who did it better?

You want to fuck other dudes, your husband isn't into it. He needs therapy?

36 year old single guy here. Really glad I didn't get married to someone as cruel. I'm single and alone but being married and having my wife tell me I need to accept her dating other men? is grounds for jumping off a bridge.

+1, Brian. I would've assumed the creator of Faces of Death was some devil-worshiping, sadistic freak, like Kathy Griffin, not an affable Jewish guy.