No, I think Mat Murdock will be Peter’s attorney, initially. Can’t guess what comes next.

Phantom Menace is a legitimately good children's movie. And that's how Lucas wrote and directed it!

It went to Chicago because it’s a gun free zone.

The initial animosity between Han and Lando in Unnamed Han Solo Movie will go away when they realize both of their mothers are named Kira.

He lowers his head to lead with the helmet. The most damning part for me is he pulls his hands back behind him before delivering the blow. One normally uses hands to execute a tackle. Classic, textbook spearing.

It is this shit that will kill the league. Ain’t gonna be much fun watching a league where the stars play…

Billy I think you’ve done it. You’ve finally written your worst piece on deadspin. You should be proud

The USL has been building soccer at the grassroots level in this country for around 30 years now. And not just in big cities, either.

It’s roughly 35 million times more useful to soccer and soccer fans in this country than, say, Billy Haisley is.

This is why doing Flashpoint at all is stupid. It’s already been done, in the animated series and on the Flash tv show. And now they want to follow up the grim and dour Batman v Superman universe with an even more dark and brooding story that is only of interest to the most obsessive fanboys and fangirls. And on…

Guaranteed to happen: Bears fans will notice Cutler is putting up better numbers than Chubinsky/Glennon and wonder aloud why he never played that well for the Bears.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

So do they bang or what?!?!

I get the joke but if anyone seriously considers Horry a HOFer...you must like 6'10 scrubs who average less than ten points a game for his career. He is the apex of the dumbass argument about rings somehow equaling career accomplishment. It’s like the Terrell Davis argument : because he (like Horry) did have good post…

In terms of overall talent Lebron might have it over Kobe. But if it’s game 7 of the finals and I’m down 10 at halftime I would take Kobe over Lebron to pull out the victory and that matters more. Lebron has no clutch gene and no killer instinct. It’s why he is constantly talked about as being soft. And why he only…

It’s like taking all of the wrong lessons from the Star Wars prequels and making a show out of them.

Hey, Mexico lost to Jamaica in SoCal (which is to say, “at home”), so it could be a whole lot worse.

I was wondering how many albums Nickleback has. Because how is the top ten not just Nickleback albums. Well except Creed. That’s my worst of all time.

THIS LIST IS FULL OF SHIT AND YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE

People don’t sit around waiting to scrutinize stuff like this because they want to be disappointed.

I don’t think you really need to be a great actor to play Bond. You just have to have presence, and I think Lazenby did. And, his Bond was much more modern than Connery’s (or even Moore’s). His post Bond work was always in crap, so he never really worked with any directors that let him develop as an actor. If he stuck…