Finishing off The Last of Us. I am actually from Pittsburgh and died at one point because I got distracted passing a shop I used to frequent (before the zombie apocalypse) and got taken out while gawping. I haven't played all the FPS games out there, but of those I have I liked Half Life 2 the best. This game…

No Phil Hartman, you're killin' me here.

I have been playing an Xbox for a decade, and I had one of those tiny PS1s circa 2001, so the PS3 controller is a lovely marriage of the two. I'm still reeling from the lack of cable, it messes with my muscle memory.

Ni No Kuni. The aesthetics are beautiful and everything you want. The combat system is actually fun. Studio Ghibli, so duh, and Level-5, let me double down on that duh. But, for me, the thing that's really slaying it is the cel shading because I seriously CAPS LOCK LOVE CEL SHADING so yeah, just perfect.

Also noteworthy: Devil-Bear in Run DMC pose

I wasn't "making a quote," but here's some counter-advice (again): You shouldn't confuse homophones if you want to be an authority on language. You're hurting your credibility when the statements you're making show your lack of understanding. See what I did there?

If you are assuming Eminem is ignorant as well, perhaps it is because he has eschewed white culture for rap culture, which apparently is the culture of the uneducated. Now why is that? Because they are good with words? Because they make a living being artists? It seems like people who are disinterested in rap- say,…

Barely literate rap star? This is a contradiction of terms if you take it in pieces, a wordsmith who can't read. Together, you get a stereotype- and the barely literate rap star isn't a stereotype of white people, dig? The company that sponsors a successful musician and actor's podcast asking him to make a spoken word…

If you listen to the podcast, the audio tech at the recording brought up the fact that everyone has trouble reading the D&D books. Funnily enough, Ice-T used to be on the forefront of defending artists' rights after being crucified by the media for releasing "Freedom of Speech... Just Watch What You Say" with Jello…

"Orc Killer"

I feel bad adding to all the flack this post is getting, but I really do feel that if Wonder Woman had a motorcycle, it would be invisible.

I agree, there is a lot of physical stuff happening in the brain during adolescence that makes their cognitive process just plain different from that of an adult's. Even in a case like this, what the public seems to be taking as a precalculating "ten or fifteen minutes" could be a period of escalating emotion she was…

French Fries and chocolate together? Never heard of it.

Seven candles, not a Hanukkah Menorah. I suppose I could edit my original statement to say "the right kind of Menorah?" I suppose there are all kinds of ways for me to waste my time.

All of this research and explanation, and the candelabra pictured is not a Menorah.

Booty and the Geek gets my vote for more sexy and less skeezy.