From my 50ish self to teens:

My solution: stop going to bars on K Street, you doofus. Maybe it’s time to get out of D.C., and go catch up with the rest of us in Real America

They want to give everyone who isn’t Bernie or Warren a chance. They fear them and are desperately hoping someone will move up. I can't fathom why they would want to stretch this nonsense out.

Local craft breweries are small, American-owned businesses. Shouldn’t these GOP shitbirds know that? Oh, right, they’re all morons who only care about owning the libs... by drinking shitty beer?

how he can’t get a regular damn beer in a regular damn bar anymore. This, according to the guy who runs a political consulting firm in Washington, D.C., is Socialism.

Proof positive that most people have literally no taste buds.

most likely homeless infront of a business. That makes up at least 50% of criminal trespass cases.

We get it, his teeth are bad. 

This reminds me of a job application I had to fill out once, where I had to answer questions like ”Do you work well with others?”, or “Is it hard for you to meet new people?”.

Donald Trump is the most American president we’ve ever had, because he reflects who America really is, and while he shoulders some blame, we should come to terms with the fact that America has always been racist, America has always been xenophobic, America has always been misogynist. It’s easy to blame a person. It’s…

#2 is a major problem. Lie all you want on the 4473, the only reason you even fill it out is so the FFL can let you know you’ll be denied before even attempting the Fed BG, and to add an extra charge if the ATF bothers to charge you.

Trump conflates employment numbers with a lack of racism because that’s the kind of simplistic narrative most of his supporters want to buy into (and, not for nothing, this is a tactic that works on all political affiliations—it’s just that Trump’s so bald about it that it’s easier to see with him). Saying, “Look at…

Perhaps a third last-minute change is the charm?

I’ve never heard of this genre of music.  I used to really enjoy GWAR, which is a band known for some really vile lyrics, but I think it’s clear their music was always meant in jest, more performance art.  They were basically doing professional wrestling promos with guitars.  It seems like that DNA got mutated into…

Misogyny is one of the only predictors of mass violence yet it is ignored.

“If the police were to arrest every woman-hating, socially outcast, creep, there would be not enough prisons.”

You ask them how their cousin is enjoying Bukowski?

“you’d have to be pretty bold to just unplug lights to use your laptop”

I get why a people of a certain age like it. Then you get out of your teens and see it for what it is.

What do you say to an adult who tells you they still love to read Rand?