I think it’s intended to be a somewhat deadpan satire piece. Millenials were described as being obsessed with trendy, urban life and are now moving to the burbs after its become clear that they can’t afford both avocado toast and a nice home in major cities.

Yep. Already made plans to be gone for the weekend.

DC resident here. Can confirm it’s not fixed whatsoever, or even improved.

She filed for a bunch of variations and categories for Kimono. We’ll see if she actually abandons them or tries to use them in commerce.

So- did they come out of hiding?  Why not just reintroduce the bills that made them leave?  

Self Reply: Obviously, I meant your skin, but that sh*t is pretty potent....

You’re a race troll, but I’m curious about your views. So you pivoted from washing with a washcloth to ‘black crime’? Why did you feel that was so important? Do you feel that every conversation should be about ‘black crime?’ If so, why?

Get Dr Bronner’s Tea Tree oil if you want to sterilize yourself. That sh*t works wonders.

When cops fuck up they press charges for resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, or other vague charges.

Syringes generate about 100 PSI, but if I try to stab the road with one, it doesn’t destroy it like a superhero movie. Why is that?

Fair- What war did we recently win?

I think Biden is going to stop leaning left (like he ever really did) and establish himself as the “reasonable moderate” that’s been responsible for so much of our success over the last 40 years. /s

You’re correct- but those are all socialist hellholes, which are nothing like us, right? /s

Live in DC in a mostly gentrified neighborhood. We have the occasional “suspicious person” notifications, and stolen packages (sometimes they post video). But most crime posts are about gunshots. White people seem to think that any loud noise is a gunshot. I remember somebody set off a roman candle (whistle-pop) and a…

Agreed. My comment was based on the unlikely assumption that they do want to move back towards center.

Perhaps they can, but there needs to be some reckoning with their past, which the US has never really done. Sorry for the Nazi reference, but Germany actually reckoned/owned their past and have tried to be a better global citizen as a result.

I’ll ignore the anti-capitalist, etc. as lite trolling.

Really well put.  I think they would rather be poor and feel superior to PoC, than rich and equal to them. 

I honestly don’t think there is an easy path back for the GOP. Essentially, they need to either splinter or the Dems have to crush them so badly, that their existence depends on moving back to the right/ center-right (they’re far right now).

Biden is clinging to this outdated notion that if you’re nice to the Republicans, they’ll be reasonable with you, won’t flout the law, compromise, etc. The problem is that they’re happy to accept our compromises, but offer absolutely nothing in return. They also think that norms and decorum are for Democrats, not…