You Rage and announce to your opponents in a posh british accent:
"Ehem, excuse me gents, but I'm afraid I must kill you all now. Terribly sorry, lads."

PEACEFUL TIEFLING BARBARIAN FROM A SILK & SPICES TRADE GALLEY WHO IS MANICALLY OBSESSED WITH ETIQUETTE

How can I be a peaceful barbarian? Or a barbarian obsessed with etiquette?

GUARDED HALF-ELF MONK FROM A SHELTERED UPBRINGING WHO LOST MINOR APPENDAGES DUE TO THEIR GAMBLING ADDICTION

This makes me wonder how a Telltale game set in the Princess Bride universe would be.

I wish Destiny had a pre-order bonus that included a story....

I feel like the DBZ mcdonalds it would take like 5 episodes to get what you really wanted.

The PC version is gonna be awesome.

Meanwhile in GTA IV...

Whenever you see Fox in-costume, his legs are straight like those of a human. But as a fox, his legs should bend the other way (as they appear to do here when he isn't wearing pants). It confuses Samus (though I'm not sure why, she can turn into a ball and roll around).

2014 had it tough from the start. It had 2 new consoles but because the budgets are so high these days, the biggest games had to be scalable to old tech. Plus a lot of the AAA games felt rushed (not looking at anyone in particular, Ubisoft).

Any excuse

that's not a push up, that's just humping the ground, onehanded.

oh god the message behind that last one lol

Bah! You call these memes?