Lol, the only reason I'm going to watch this shitfest is because of Jim Carrey.  They should just have named the movie Dr. Robotnik and scrapped Sonic.

I’ll join you at the prune juice bar at five.

I honestly don’t care if Stadia becomes the next big thing,  kills consoles,  and everyone has to play laggy games forever.  Why?  Because I’m officially declaring myself an old man,  and this is where I’m done.  I now plan to live out the rest of my life replaying the great games from the before time as I shake my…

My guess is because its player base is down 40%. :p

I suspect the AG will almost immediately proclaim the report a wash and confirm “no collusion”, which Trump will then bray throughout the 2020 election and beyond.

It’s almost like by reading the whole article anyone with the reading comprehension of a lobotomized grapefruit could have realized this funneled into a focus on a single title.

EA: *Lays off 150 more people*

Guess it needed more ball pits.

But trickle down economics!

Very smart campaign to convince people to buy a new controller.

A lot of people I know that aren’t die-hard Blizzard fans (i.e. the type that DON’T go to Blizzcon) have just up and moved on myself included. The constant changes to the game invovling reworks of characters that just makes them unrecognizable to what they were to the increasingly toxic atmosphere to there just being…

Because CTF is a horrific game mode in Overwatch.

I think you have to wait until it’s released before you see that planty boi.

If I can't get that long necked guy, you can't get Yaddle

I’m genuinely impressed by the accuracy of your reporting over the years. There’s some outlandish shit that i’ve thought to myself, “there’s no way this can be true,” and low and behold you called it way beforehand.

Are these written anywhere? I am partially deaf and the player doesn't look like it has subtitles.

Any chance we could get those written out? You could just copy/paste your script here. I can’t watch the videos at work, but I read every article posted every day.

Researching one’s purchases is certainly something everybody should do, but let’s say, for the sake of argument, that even after doing your homework you do end up getting a dud. It’s not even that the game is bad. Everybody seems to be loving it and for good reason but you, you find yourself having a miserable (or…

Almost everyone has more money than time. Pouring hours into a game that you purchased, only to subsequently discover you don’t care for, is self-defeating in the extreme.