I just wish the rocks in the path would actually be three-dimensional.

You're misunderstanding. It only allows 4,000 songs in the directory. There's still room on the card, but the Vita is stopping him for no reason.

I don't know why people say exercise increases dopamine flow. It just makes me feel generally unpleasant.

Well, it's been 5 minutes, and I'm not getting any punchline, but that was a fine distraction.

Then just hit "default" and go. Unless you haven't upgraded your graphics card in 8 years, or you're running a Pentium 4, you'll be fine.

500GB hard drive: $70

Sure is nice to see so much camaraderie in gaming, nowadays, what with everyone copying the ATARI 2600 by using controllers with buttons on them to manipulate things on a TV output by a box-like "console." Shut up.

Because PCs can be built for comparable prices and last just as long.

Man, the guy that drew the sprites for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Video Game just keeps getting work, and people keep trying to pass it off as legit old-style graphics. The only thing that could even come close to these graphics is Metal Slug, but even that's a stretch.

Who asked for this? Who?

ComboFix will take care of this in one step. Run it, and you're done.

My only real comment besides "still excited" is "dat assssssssss." Seriously, girl's got a fine one. I am a manly man.

The video here shows the entirety of the game. You walk around until your character's eyes close. It's something that's barely even worth watching, let alone paying money for. There's a place for art games, but you shouldn't have to pay ten fucking dollars for one. Especially when there's nothing even minutely…

You're stretching it. You're stretching it waaaaaaaaay farther than it can go.

This goes both ways. I don't want to see a fat man in spandex, either.

What about fat people cosplaying as skinny characters?

Woah, I remember being remarkably unimpressed by the trailer for this game. I didn't even know it had come out.

Like transforming your character into other things by folding them up, or creating vehicles or other things by folding paper into origami shapes (the latter could easily be augmented by the touch features, even). Being able to solve puzzles using tape or glue, or by cutting at bits of the world with your finger.

I'm afraid that they aren't doing enough to play with the whole papercraft thing, and are just using it for an art style, rather than for creative gameplay mechanics. The whole tearing a hole in the ground thing is neat, but I really want them to do something cool with it, so it doesn't go to waste.

How would it not work? All wireless standards are backwards compatible back to a. Further, since this is just operating off a connection to a local network server, in my situation, it would go from my WiiU to my (only b/g-capable) router (via wireless) to my computer (via ethernet). You don't know what you're talking…