I jailbroke my iPad so that I could do everything with it that I can use my Android phone for, by default. And then I sold it.

How are people still using the HTC EVO 4G? That was my old phone, and by the time I was done with it, the lack of resources and overall sluggishness was killing me!

How? Because in my experience, it doesn't do anything better than Windows. At all.

I like having Chrome to handle Facebook and Twitter, thanks to TweetDeck. I used the Twitter integration in OSX, but it really wasn't that useful, by comparison. iMessages and Facetime are more or less Google Voice and Skype/Google Hangouts combined, except since none of my friends use Apple products, they're useless…

I use my computer for working with Premiere, After Effects, and Photoshop. I used OSX the same way I use Windows, and it felt exactly the same, except I had to boot into Windows to play games.

I don't even know why people do this. I used OSX for about a month, and it's the same damned thing as Windows, but without DirectX 10/11 and with fancier animations. Woobidywabbady.

Considering my 560Ti runs Skyrim at 60FPS, I'd hope a 660Ti can handle DmC.

And I still don't give a fuck.

The last one about vacuuming an electronic device seems rather dangerous, considering how much static electricity vacuums make.

So basically, "I posted something on the Internet without thinking about the repercussions, and now I want everyone to stop making fun of me because I'm stupid."

I can't help but wonder what amount of that increase in consumption is due to population increase and the change in economy, rather than only making chicken far cheaper and more delicious.

This, folks, is irony.

I don't feel guilty when I play violent video games, because video games aren't real. I'm just wasting time, because doing other things to waste time doesn't entertain me as efficiently. I don't feel bad rooting for someone doing any killing in any other medium, so why should video games be any different? You're not…

What difference does it make? Don't lie about it to your romantic partner, or your doctor, but besides them, I don't see any reason to even tell anyone about your sex life. It's no business of any typical person. The idea of being ashamed of not screwing anyone is just kind of silly, just as is being proud of it. It's…

You're retarded.

Oh, man, half an hour. The OS is still annoying.

I am disappointed by the lack of Fujiko.

If they ditched the i5, they'd lose everyone who wanted the Pro version. Going to an Atom processor would cripple it to the point of uselessness for anything beyond what an iPad can do, which defeats the purpose of the Pro.

It's temporarily unavailable. Probably because literally everyone is scrambling to get it.

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